PAM ANDERSON | MADLY IN LOVE WITH A PRISONER! | @wazzuptonight

Hollywood, CA – Indeed Tommy, we were just as perplexed as you when we caught wind of this. Baywatch‘s Pam Anderson is publicly known for dating “bad” boys – but she just took it to a whole ‘nother level! Anderson is potentially getting herself ready to ditch Hollywood entirely, to go shack up with a political prisoner in London!! Radar online reports, Pam Anderson is in love with WikiLeaks prisoner Julian Assange. Assange is the Editor-in-Chief/Founder of WikiLeaks, a global non-profit organization that publishes news leaks, secret information, and classified media from anonymous sources. In 2010, the United States government launched a […]

Carmelo & Lala Anthony Call It Quits | Exotic Dancer Allegedly Pregnant By Melo! | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – Yes Maino, our sentiments exactly. It was recently disclosed that basketball star Carmelo Anthony and his wife, La La Anthony, are calling it quits after seven years of marriage. On Tuesday, TMZ reported that Carmelo may have gotten a dancer at a NYC Gentleman’s Club pregnant. Awwww dammn Melo!! (Martin Payne voice) News of the supposed pregnancy comes just one day after it was revealed that Carmelo and La La were ending their seven year marriage. Sources close to the couple are stating that the marriage has been on the oust for a while. “They have been fighting for about a […]

#NationalPuppyDay | CELEBRATING DOGGY STYLE | @wazzuptonight

Awwwwwww look at’da lil snookie wookie puppy faces (adult baby voice)!! Hey you can laugh all you want that a grown a*s man like Willie T. would talk and sound like that when seeing the above photo, but in reality that’s just what puppies do to you. Puppies have that effect on you, have that effect on everybody. Puppies bring the baby out of you, make you feel mushy and tender inside and as best described by Major Payne puppies “make ya feel all funny”. Puppies would even make the toughest guys like Debo transform into a heartwarming and sensitive infantile. […]

BEN CARSON AND BARACK OBAMA BOTH REFERRED TO SLAVES AS IMMIGRANTS | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – After reading the headline, the first thought that most likely popped into your mind was, “Nah, no way. Not my boy Barack! First the wire tap theory, and now THIS? They just try’na railroad my dude. #Facts.”. Well we hate to urinate on your parade, but the facts are ironically President Obama did refer to slaves as immigrants in a December 2015 speech. Alright hold tight for a sec. Before you get your tighty whities in a bunch – we will tell you that although President Obama compared slaves to immigrants, Barack’s statement was indeed a bit different than Ben […]

THAT’S IT, TIME TO END THIS! | REMY MA VS. NICKI MINAJ – THE BEST EMCEE IS… | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – “What’s beef? Beef is when you need 2 gats to go to sleep, Beef is when your moms ain’t safe up in the streets; Beef is when I see you, Guaranteed to be in ICU,” (Biggie Smalls voice) Okay the Nicki Minaj/Remy Ma beef is not THAT serious, but it’s pretty damn intense. At this point though, the battle of the M.C.’s has turned into a circus and it’s to the point now where everyone is like “Okay, enough is enough. Everybody go home, sit down and Netflix & chill or something”. After dropping “Shether” close to […]

JAY Z MAKES HISTORY AGAIN! | INDUCTED INTO SONGWRITERS HALL OF FAME | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – “Then B.I. said, “Hov remind yourself, nobody built like you, you designed yourself”. I agree I said, my one of a kind self, getting stoned every day like Jesus did” – Jay Z. With lines like that, it’s no wonder why Mr. Shawn Corey Carter was inducted into the prestigious Songwriters Hall of Fame this past Monday. What makes it even more special, is that Jay Z is the FIRST rapper in musical history to be inducted into the SHF! The Songwriters Hall of Fame announced its latest class of inductees several days ago. This year’s […]

NFL REPORTER ERIN ANDREWS | BATTLED CANCER THIS SEASON AND DIDN’T MISS ONE GAME! – NOW SHE’S CANCER FREE FOR THE SUPERBOWL | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – Erin Andrews, is our new hero. She has shown us that the power of the mind, is the mightiest force in the entire universe. This NFL season, Andrews did what she does best which is report from the sideline. What viewers were totally in the dark of – is that Andrews reported the whole time while diagnosed with cancer! September 2016, Week 3 of the NFL season, Erin Andrews received the news that she had cervical cancer during a call while she was in New York. That call came on Saturday, but nevertheless the next day Andrews reported […]

FORMER WWE/UFC CHAMP BROCK LESNAR | BREAKS JETS SACRED LOCKER ROOM RULE – PLAYERS WIG OUT!! | @wazzuptonight

  Los Angeles, CA – Oh no Brock what have you done!!  Ultimate Fighting Championship and World Wrestling Entertainment star Brock Lesnar, may have jinxed the rest of the Winnipeg Jets‘ regular season. Lesnar got a special tour of the Jets’ facilities after their win against the Calgary Flames the other night. The only problem was – he broke one of the most sacred rules of a NHL team’s locker room! View the atrocity below: As you see, yes stepping on a team’s logo is VERY bad luck in the eyes of the players! It’s equivalent to NOT rubbing the wood when you first […]

NBA LEGEND BILL WALTON | SUPPORTS THE STICKY ICKY! – SAYS WEED SHOULDN’T BE ILLEGAL | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – After last night’s college football broadcast, most patrons in the ‘hood’ would say that Bill Walton is “Dat Dude”, “Lit AF”, “All The Way Up”, or “OG Triple OG”. During ESPNU‘s National Championship coverage of Alabama vs. Clemson Monday night, cameras went live early after commercial break and accidentally caught Walton self-promoting marijuana! In the below video, NBA great/commentator Bill Walton defended cannabis use as ESPN returned from a commercial series. Walton advocated for the declassification of marijuana as a Schedule I drug, and for President Obama to grant blanket amnesty to marijuana offenders. At the same time he […]

#MerylStreepRant | MERYL STREEP SINKS HER TEETH INTO TRUMP AT GOLDEN GLOBES | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – Perhaps we’ll give 50 Cent a call, and see if he can arrange Trump vs. Streep as an under card on the Chris Brown/Soulja Boy fight! Evidently, legendary actress Meryl Streep DOES NOT care for President-elect Donald Trump. Last night at the 74th Golden Globe Awards, Streep was presented with the Cecil B. DeMille Award for lifetime achievement. At a point during her acceptance speech, Meryl felt the need to get some things off of her chest regarding Trump and she didn’t give two shakes of a lamb’s tail who didn’t like it! “There was one performance […]