KHLOE KARDASHIAN | PUT IN “TIMEOUT” BY BOYFRIEND TRISTAN THOMPSON | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – We know, sounds preposterous right – putting a grown a*s lady in “timeout” like a 2nd grand teacher would do an obnoxious student that made a loud farting noise the moment they bent over to pick up the chalkboard eraser. Well it’s not as far fetched as you think, for recently NBA baller Tristan Thompson put his girlfriend, Khloe Kardashian, in timeout for real. Or as they say in the streets: he “curved” her, he “pumped the brakes” on her, he put her on “pause”. According to MTO News, Thompson has asked Kardashian to “take a break” in their […]

INDIA LOVE | LET’S IT ALL HANG OUT AT COACHELLA! WHOA MOMMA | @wazzuptonight

Indio, CA – Happy Easter folks! Many people are in church this morning/afternoon praising our Lord and Savior, and normally we wouldn’t suggest to check out pics of hot girls during the service though in this case – break out that smart phone and get on India Love’s Instagram IMMEGIATELY!! Yeah, it’s like that (you can close your mouth now). Lady Gaga‘s stellar headlining performance, Selena Gomez and The Weeknd‘s public display of affection, are some of the hot stories surrounding this year’s Coachella Music Festival; yet vixen India Love is by far the talk of the damn town! As you […]

2017 FORD GT | 647 HP, 216 MPH TOP SPEED! – FASTEST PRODUCTION FORD EVER | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – If cars are “chick magnets”, then the new 2017 Ford GT is a Miss Universe magnet!! Ford Motor Company has at last revealed some of the performance specs for its new GT supercar. According to Ford, the 2017 Ford GT ran the test track in 2:09.8 (Ferrari 458 Speciale ran the track in 2:12.9, the McLaren 675LT did it in 2:10.8). The Ford GT is rated at 647 horsepower, has a top speed of 216 mph, and a 550 lb-ft of torque with 90% of its torque available at 3,500 rpm. This makes the 2017 Ford GT the […]

FIRST VIRAL #CHALLENGE OF 2017 | IS TO BREAK YOUR OWN THUMB! | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – A genius somewhere once said, “You have to draw the line somewhere”. When it comes to these internet challenges that continue to surface, we indisputably agree. Take for instance the Condom Challenge, which involves SNORTING a condom up your NOSE and allowing it to travel through the nasal cavity then discharging it through your mouth! Or how about the Pass Out Challenge, where the challenger breathes heavily before covering their mouth or they ask a friend to press down on their chest until they go UNCONSCIOUS (numerous have died doing this challenge). Now in 2017, we have yet a new retarded a*s challenge […]