Wazzup POLITICS | President Trump Shouldn’t Scare You | @WazzupTonight

Los Angeles, CA – Donald trump appears arrogant, some might even say ignorant. Grabbing at everything but a book, blaming everyone (Barry) but himself, failing to adapt to a joke that just went.. too far– now he’s President Trump. Let’s talk about what this means for the country. Yes, Donald Trump seems feeble-minded. Constantly attempting to LOOK like he’s making moves.. instead of actually moving. Trying to appear to be making  progress instead of putting the put-put game to the side and actually making progress. Going through the motions for the attention instead working diligently for positive results. Desiring to be everywhere […]

KHLOE KARDASHIAN | PUT IN “TIMEOUT” BY BOYFRIEND TRISTAN THOMPSON | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – We know, sounds preposterous right – putting a grown a*s lady in “timeout” like a 2nd grand teacher would do an obnoxious student that made a loud farting noise the moment they bent over to pick up the chalkboard eraser. Well it’s not as far fetched as you think, for recently NBA baller Tristan Thompson put his girlfriend, Khloe Kardashian, in timeout for real. Or as they say in the streets: he “curved” her, he “pumped the brakes” on her, he put her on “pause”. According to MTO News, Thompson has asked Kardashian to “take a break” in their […]

ADRIAN PETERSON | NOW WITH THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS | @wazzuptonight

New Orleans, LA – Yes yes y’all [Yes y’all!] (Charlie Brown voice; and no not the cartoon) The NFL regular season is a good 4+ months away, and already we are siked for the start! Naturally off-season trades and acquisitions occur, though Adrian “AP” Peterson going to the New Orleans Saints is like a HUGE motherbleeping deal!! Peterson just finalized a 2-year, $7 million agreement ($3.5M guaranteed; max value incentives and escalators $15.25M) with the New Orleans Saints. Adrian Peterson was drafted by the Minnesota Vikings seventh overall in the 2007 NFL Draft, and has been the face of the Vikings for […]

SALMA HAYEK | HUSBAND SUSPECTED OF HAVING AN AFFAIR! | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – Whoa there Salma calm it down, no need to go there!! Beloved actress Salma Hayek is a Mexican bombshell – who blew us all away with her picturesque facial features, gorgeous hair, and her eye-popping/jaw dropping body when she hit the big screen as “Carolina” in the feature film “Desperado” back in 1995. In 2007, multi-billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault must of liked Hayek because he took Beyonce‘s advice and put a ring on it!; the two officially married in 2009. Eight years later, the pair are still wedded; though recently, Hayek suspected Pinault of potentially having a thot on […]

TYGA BUSTED! | SPOTTED OUT WITH NEW BOO | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – If you had to guess what Tyga is saying with his face here – what would it be?? “Umm yeah, okay she was more than just a friend”, “Sh*ttttttttt they got me”, “Think of a good lie – QUICK!”, are a few possibilities that jump out at us! 😂 Ha ha see! Outwardly, it appears that rapper Tyga has a new boo thang. According to TMZ, Tyga had dinner with Jordan Ozuna (brunette seen in the photo) at Serafina Sunset in WeHo Thursday evening. Not even 60 seconds into her 15 minutes of fame, Ozuna’s already been […]

Kris Jenner PISSED! | About 2 Seconds From Snatching Caitlyn’s Wig | @wazzuptonight

Los Angeles, CA – Yes honey child – there’s a crack in the tea cup and there’s no stopping the spillage!! America’s favorite mom, Kris Jenner, is STEAMING after reading a copy of Caitlyn Jenner‘s recently released tell-all memoir. Kris alleges that everything Caitlyn scribbled in her book regarding her is untrue and horse patootie. In a new clip from an upcoming episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians“, Kris Jenner unleashes her thoughts and feelings about her ex’s forthcoming memoir entitled “The Secrets of My Life”. Kris says she’s portrayed as a “b*tch and an a*shole” in the book, and is definitely not feeling the […]